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Even Harry was quiet, although both hands under the table suggested something other than maths was keeping him entertained.
“Miss, you’re the best.”
“Yeah right.” Stopping her eyes from rolling was the biggest challenge that day. “The best pushover.”
“I can’t do this job in this skin. I felt like I’d been dipped in chocolate or something – some of those women were positively salivating.”
“After all, when you’re faced with complete and total abstinence, who wouldn’t want to indulge in one last fling? If the lady was worth it.”
Her nerve endings, already on the lookout for trouble courtesy of the oak-aged Tempranillo, were gleefully dive-bombing to accompanying air-raid sirens going off in her head.
The spell didn’t just break; it shattered into a million pieces, each of which asked her what the hell she thought she was playing at before disappearing back into the ether.