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Total Jeopardy Book Trailers

Playing with Animoto eats up whole days, but I'm pretty pleased with the results. Can't decide between them - both the styling and the music. Which of these do you prefer? Please leave a comment and, if you do, please tell me why it works for you. For some reason, you may have to press the button twice before it plays.

For a little while longer, you can get these 15 steamy, saucy, short stories for only 99p/99cents. Click to read Lexie's Awakening for free and see if this is for you. And if you enjoy them, I'd really appreciate a comment on Amazon.

Talk about a sabbatical ...

Now that's what I call a leave of absence. Twenty months is a heck of a time between posts, but it's probably not gonna be the worst. After this one, I will not be releasing anything new as Ro Green.
Say What???
Is this goodbye?
Hopefully more of an Au Revoir. But quite a long one.
My alter-ego, Jacky Gray will be driving the cart (or even car) for at least three years while she releases three brand new series in the sweet-clean, adventure-laden, fun-packed side of the business.
I'll probably post the odd thing here just so they don't kick me out for woeful neglect.

But before I go ...

Telling Lexie's naughty story has been some of the best fun I've ever had as a writer. She's the closest of all my characters to me - irreverent, subversive and utterly fearless. And yes, massive parts of her story are autobiographical, although I would never admit which bits, even with both arms twisted up my back. The original nine stories (featuring different couples) were woven with six new ones which attempted to glue them all together into the semblence of cohesion.
However, for the boxset, it made much more sense to keep the main thread going and have all the sub-plots postponed till Lexie had told her tale. I've put links in so people can choose to read at the point they're mentioned, or leave them till the end. Crossing my fingers this will work for most readers.

This is your chance to get all 15 short-ish stories (a massive 610 pages) for a miniscule 99cents/pence.
Here’s the skinny for Total Jeopardy.
Sex in the City meets Big Bang Theory with a dash of Desperate Housewives.
Or: Hot, Hilarious and Hair-raising Hanky-Panky with Benny-Hill humour.

Sorry to take over, Ms Green, but it is my story.
Hello, Dear Readers, Lexie here.
Some very dear friends and I have clubbed together to bring you some of our darkest desires, wayward wishes and hottest imaginings. All presented in bite-sized pieces just ripe for that last quick read before you go to sleep. Just don’t blame me for the voracious visions enchanting your dreams.
Enjoy
   Lexie
     xxx


If you like the idea of Sexy Lexie’s naughty, steamy adventure that touches on Domination with a nod to Reverse Harem, and don't want to wait until the 22nd, pick up a free copy: Sexy Lexie’s Jeopardy. Here's the blurb:

This collection of naughty teasers are hot and whimsical with addictive twists as Lexie works her way through several hunks in search of her soulmate. The final enemies-to-lovers story flirts around the edges of suspense and saucy fant-asy, heading towards a cheeky HEA.

The Final Jeopardy Installment

Phew! Not sure I'll be doing that again in a hurry. Releasing three books in three months was a tall order, and has left me a tad drained. Now the Welsh caravan is up and running, I'm gonna be taking a wee break.
Meanwhile, you have three days to get this one (and all the others) at the bargain price of 99c/99p. They will go up to full price on 2nd June.

Here's the blurb:
   Imagine if Sex in the City and Big Bang Theory spawned a lovechild back in 80s England, brought up by those Desperate Housewives. Doesn't bear thinking about, really. Seven whacky shorts stuffed full of steamy heat, nutty adventure and a helping of geeky chic.
   Mandy, Lucy and Karen take a turn at the mic, as do Mark, Ben and Rick. But Lexie is the star turn, piling on the pressure as she leads her men on a merry dance through bedrooms, motel rooms and boardrooms in her pursuit of pleasure - and the right man to give it to her.

Click on the links below to check them out - the thread running through the three volumes means they are better read in order for the best reader experience.

      Book 1: Triple Jeopardy            Book 2: More Jeopardy              Book 3: Final Jeopardy

Getting Sassy with Classy Cassie

Sorry, these by-lines just get worse.
But it that kind of silliness appeals, you're in for a treat.
For less than a pound/dollar/euro, you can indulge in a unique bit of "mucky British smut." Five short stories full of cheeky sauciness, featuring the decidedly dodgy adventures of Sexy Lexie and a couple of her friends: Picky Vicky and Sassy Cassie.
Click to get your copy of More Jeopardy, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Don't take my word for it - here's what some of my lovely beta-readers are saying:

Dramatic, swoon-worthy romance – KC, Amazon Reader

Kent is my all-time favorite fictional boyfriend! Lord is he hot and sweet and romantic! And did I say hot? What happened with Cassie was so, so hot to me, when she gave him permission *swoon* that was some amazing reading! Mark and Lexie's story is a great addition to what happened in Triple Jeopardy, each of these stories add just a little more to Lexie's dramatic yet realistic universe.

Got my blood flowing! – KB, Amazon Reader

I really like this series - I dream of Lexie!! I enjoyed meeting new characters and really felt bad for Vicky, although I saw it coming. The Domination part got my blood flowing, but I was happy to see that the action stopped when Cassie said NO. I like happy endings. My life is so busy that it is nice to read a short story and see the happy ending fairly quickly.

Dreaming, scheming & dodgy steaming – FJ, Amazon Reader

Sexy Lexie is back along with old & new friends. It conjured a song title from one of our favorite artists: “You can Look (But you can't touch)" - Springsteen. At least not without permission!

Truly a fantastic read! – Amazon Reader

Great premise: intriguing women in troublesome situations I love this author, she writes with sass and a fantastic British voice. I don't always enjoy short stories, I usually like my books to be more meaty, but the blurb sold me. I'm glad it did!

And here's some kudos from the professionals:

Unique, cute and sexy – Carter Editing Services

Sexy Lexie is back and these stories are just as great as the first. Ms. Green is on a roll when it comes to creating sexy, hot tension between characters. And bonus! This time we get some romance and love stories with it. I LOVE the personality of Ms Green’s writing. Giving life to everything in the universe is a unique ability that not everyone can pull off and she does it perfectly.

Penetratingly Absorbing – Book Viral

Green has the uncanny ability to make readers care for her characters, delivering plots and narratives that vibrate with an impending sense of danger. The overarching theme makes her prose quite dark, but she always manages to inject a timely element of humour. There’s a powerful element of social commentary that’s expressed not in words, but in emotions that will leave many of her readers deep in thought.

Hanky Panky with Sexy Lexie

A couple more days left @ the bargain 99c/99p, then it's up to full price.
Click link for your copy of
Triple Jeopardy.
Thought I'd share the saucy advert I created for facebook. "Utter filth! I loved it darling." - as Craig would say.

Here's the short blurb:

A tight red skirt. A smutty remark. A nice girl’s undoing
Lexie thought engineers were pretty chaste - they certainly never chased her. Until Stark’s sleazy attention well and truly pressed her buttons.
Three dark tales featuring girls in trouble in the late 80’s. Not strictly romance, they flirt around the edges of suspense and saucy fantasy. These compelling teasers are hot and whimsical with addictive twists.

P.S. Just in case you think you've already read Triple Jeopardy by Ro Green, these are three totally different stories, as you can tell from the descriptions:

Lexie's Awakening: Lexie's breakup with her boyfriend puts her back on the market; a natural target for her fellow engineers, who'd previously treated her like cut glass. The office Christmas party dress code says wear red, but her tight skirt attracts a powerful response from an unexpected source, leading to a whole new adventure.

No Gentleman: Ten tipsy executives. One naïve student. A foregone conclusion?
When Sandy took the waitressing job in an isolated country mansion, she never imagined the wealthy businessmen wanted more than serving food and drink. Until she saw the uniform.

The Dark Knights: A lonely road. A flat tyre. A girl's worst nightmare
Lexie's exploration of her secret desires leads to unexpected adventures as she seeks to understand and fulfil her dark yearnings.

Warning: Although generally lighthearted, these steamy, office-based shorts with a twist in the tail are not for the faint of heart. Or under-18s. Or people who don't like their heroines in too much trouble.

***For mature audiences only***