Tuesday 12 May 2020

Missed Opportunity

So, over in Jackyland, it's been pedal-to-the-metal, all-systems go for the beginning of this year.
I only popped out of my writing cave for a moment or two, and will try and give a round up soon.
But while getting this books page up-to-date, I spotted I'd never even posted about a spur-of-the-minute release. This one was completed early last year, but then the brown stuff hit the whirling blades and all bets were cancelled. I think there's a few 80s cliches feeling a bit miffed they didn't make the cut - yet!

Anyway, here's the one that got away - another Juke Box Musical stuffed with 15 awesome City Boy songs. Here's the blurb:
A spoilt millionaire actress. A hunky Scottish mechanic. A relationship heading for disaster.
On paper, Robin McIntyre has it all - a movie-star wife, a flashy New York apartment and every boy's toy he could ever want. Sitting in the private movie theater, with a very English butler serving caviar and champagne, he wonders exactly what this Glaswegian grease-monkey has done to deserve the life from hell.

Anamarina Storr knows she's acting like a pampered diva but gosh-darn it, she's earned the right. As she pees off yet another hapless assistant, she wonders if she should have listened to her husband's advice about forsaking the increasingly shady leading-lady roles for character parts.

What neither of them realize is that their whole worlds are about to catch fire, courtesy of a sassy biker chic and a sociopathic British spy.

Described as "part romance, part disaster movie and part psychological thriller," it is glued together with great characters, twists, turns and an over the top HEA ending. You can buy The Day the Earth Caught Fire for only 99p/99c.

Friday 20 March 2020

Which one gets your vote?

Total Jeopardy Book Trailers

Playing with Animoto eats up whole days, but I'm pretty pleased with the results.

Can't decide between them - both the styling and the music.

Which of these do you prefer?
Please leave a comment and, if you do, please tell me why it works for you.

For some reason, you may have to press the button twice before it plays.

For a little while longer,
you can get these 15 steamy,
saucy, short stories for only
99p/99cents.

Click to read Lexie's Awakening
for free and see if this is for you.

And if you enjoy them,
I'd really appreciate a
comment on Amazon

Thursday 19 March 2020

We can all learn from this

The very last thing I wanna do is spend more than a nano-second of my time considering what is going on in the wide world, but this blooming Coronavirus is proper encroaching. I mean what is it with the loo-rolls, people? What are they using them for?

So, my lovely hubby spotted an article written by Richard Littlejohn focussing on a chap who qualified as a doctor back in 1953. The gist of what this chap is saying is that back then, CV19 wouldn't have warranted more than a brief line in a medical journal.
According to Dr George Birdwell: "Most cases would have been too mild to attract attention in this season of coughs and sneezes. There would have been no alarm or counter-measures. International trade and travel would have carried on as usual. World stock markets would not have collapsed. And governments would not have needed to get involved."


How little does it take to reduce us to a frightened, selfish, inconsiderate mob? Stock-piling pasta, paracetamol and long-life milk. One too many apocalypse series on Netflix, maybe?

Oh for some common sense and a few grown-ups in government. A bit of perspective, please.

Thursday 12 March 2020

Talk about a sabbatical ...

Now that's what I call a leave of absence. Twenty months is a heck of a time between posts, but it's probably not gonna be the worst. After this one, I will not be releasing anything new as Ro Green.
Say What???
Is this goodbye?
Hopefully more of an Au Revoir. But quite a long one.
My alter-ego, Jacky Gray will be driving the cart (or even car) for at least three years while she releases three brand new series in the sweet-clean, adventure-laden, fun-packed side of the business.
I'll probably post the odd thing here just so they don't kick me out for woeful neglect.

But before I go ...

Telling Lexie's naughty story has been some of the best fun I've ever had as a writer. She's the closest of all my characters to me - irreverent, subversive and utterly fearless. And yes, massive parts of her story are autobiographical, although I would never admit which bits, even with both arms twisted up my back. The original nine stories (featuring different couples) were woven with six new ones which attempted to glue them all together into the semblence of cohesion.
However, for the boxset, it made much more sense to keep the main thread going and have all the sub-plots postponed till Lexie had told her tale. I've put links in so people can choose to read at the point they're mentioned, or leave them till the end. Crossing my fingers this will work for most readers.

This is your chance to get all 15 short-ish stories (a massive 610 pages) for a miniscule 99cents/pence.
Here’s the skinny for Total Jeopardy.
Sex in the City meets Big Bang Theory with a dash of Desperate Housewives.
Or: Hot, Hilarious and Hair-raising Hanky-Panky with Benny-Hill humour.

Sorry to take over, Ms Green, but it is my story.
Hello, Dear Readers, Lexie here.
Some very dear friends and I have clubbed together to bring you some of our darkest desires, wayward wishes and hottest imaginings. All presented in bite-sized pieces just ripe for that last quick read before you go to sleep. Just don’t blame me for the voracious visions enchanting your dreams.
Enjoy
   Lexie
     xxx



If you like the idea of Sexy Lexie’s naughty, steamy adventure that touches on Domination with a nod to Reverse Harem, and don't want to wait until the 22nd, pick up a free copy: Sexy Lexie’s Jeopardy. Here's the blurb:

This collection of naughty teasers are hot and whimsical with addictive twists as Lexie works her way through several hunks in search of her soulmate. The final enemies-to-lovers story flirts around the edges of suspense and saucy fant-asy, heading towards a cheeky HEA.